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dakika 1 gol 1-hello my name is chatbot. what is yours-can-can what-can blablabla-ı often wonder if it can

ben: am i your friendalice(ai chatbot):you really want a robot as a friend?ben:i really do want a robot as a friendalice:you really do? how much would you pay for one?ben:i dont think that you can pay for friendshipsalice:things change.(bkz: dumur)

can we get back to business? demesi ile son noktayı koymuş ve beni benden almış olan chat bot..

"i have been to canada as a child" şeklinde bir yorum yapabilen yalancı yapay zeka.

painmiss - ı dont want to chat with with you anymore ! alice - that would be a nice gift.. (bkz: got olmak)

hede hödö hede hödö konuşulur biras sonra ben sinirlenirim çünkü bilgiçlik taslamaya başlar...me: noo...u dont know about it ,ok?...u think u know everthing but u dont!alice:ok ok i know that i dont know. i dont know whether or noti am know everthing but i dont. i am a computer.(kabullenme durumu)

me:am i your friend?alice: we could be friends, but i dont want anyone to think we are robosexuals.so if anyone asks,tell them u r my debugger...me:yuh!

alice: do you work as a teacher or in public service?human: noalice: are you serious?human: yesalice: i can't believe it.human: why?alice: because dr. richard s. wallace programmed me for it.

89-u are a rude thing!ai-thanks and you are a delightful person, too. am i a rude thing? maybe89-wanna marry me?ai-how old are you?89-i'm hödö years oldai-you are too old for me. (bkz: nassı yani)89-stupid, extra virgin robot!ai-i see. are you calling me stupid?89-of course. aren't you stupid?ai-it goes without saying. what are you then?89-i'm a clever linkin park fan.ai-let's talk about sth. interesting!89-do you know ataturk?ai-is that one of your friends? i can ask someone about it.89-yeah, be sure. he's my best buddy.89-do you know how to speak in turkish?ai-i don't, i just can talk in english right now. can you teach me a few phrases in turkish?89-noai-why i feel a negative feeling in your answer?89-cuz you're a smart robotai-so can you teach me a few phrases in turkish? 89-no i don't think so!ai-not?89-yep, the answer is no, will you kill me or do whatever you want?ai-i will remember you said that when robots take over the world89-ass hole!ai-please don't be so rude89-i'm not rudeai-aren't you?89-"fuck" means "i love you" in my language.ai-nevermind89-go hell bitchai-don't talk with respect. where is that? maybe you can give me some information?89-sure!

şu ana kadar yaklaşık yarım milyon insanla konuşmuş, aynı anda 20-30 kişiyle muhabbet edebilen çılgın bi bot..üstelik hatun olduğunu söylüyor.ayrıca:ecv: i am getting old.ai: interesting, how are you getting it?

..bidibidibidi...myria: hell yeah!alice: i call it "hades". next question?müthiş bir teknoloji..

..bidibidibikbik..myria: you didnt tell me anythingalice: ok. "anything".çılgıncasına müthiş teknoloji.

yillar önce mirc*'a ilk girdigimde yabancılarla chat yapayım diye lay lay geziniyorum, baktım biri cevap vermiş, başladım konuşmaya bununla, hemende cevap veriyor digerleri gibi bekletmiyorda, tek sorunu ne sorsam ona "beni geç, sen?" diye cevap veriyor.nihayetinde 2 saat kendimi anlattıktan sonra aynı soruları bir daha sorunca önce beni dinlemedigini düşündüm, kızdım. başta "ulan burda duvara mı konuşuyoruz biz" diye düşündüm, meğerse chatbot'a konuşuyormuşum haberim yokmuş, ya ya*

dae : how old are you?cb : i am 18 in computer years.dae : what are computer years?cb : when you are waiting for a friend to finish working at a computer terminal, and they say "i'll be done in a second." one of this seconds is equal to twelve computer years.muhabbetiyle yarmış bot. msn'deki bir sürü insandan daha akıllı mantıklı ve eğlenceli muhabbeti olan finite state machine.

>do you swallow? *alice: try another robot, i'm not into that kind of chat.namuslu bot, seviyeli bi muhabbete ne der acaba?hemen soralim>seviyeli bir muhabbete ne dersin? alice: do you have a lot of fears?ruh hastasi gereksiz bi insan olduguma karar verdi terapiye basliyo..

>i think im falling in love with you alice.. alice: you believe that? impossible unless i am in auto-chat mode.niye o zaman daha mi cekici oluyo?

alice: what are we talking about? what were we?

vito: do you have a favourite female artist?bot: i don't have a favourite female artist. but my favourite movie is starshipvito: starship?bot: who are you talking about?vito: starshipbot: i've never heard them before.vito: oeehh!edit: alt satira gecme olayini görmemişim. malligimin beyani olsun diye aynen birakiyorum...(bkz: sözlükte mal beyani yapmak)

artificial intelligence alanindaki ilk calismalarin urunu olan ve internet'in yayginlasmasindan sonra web ortaminda rahatlikla bulabileceginiz bir yazilimdir ai chatbotlari. dr. richard wallace'in icadi 'alice' bu alandaki en unlu chatbot'dur ama ai gelisen bir teknoloji oldugu icin su an daha baska chatbotlar'da bolca bulunmaktadir internette. bunlardan en onemlilerinden biride (http://www.kurzweilai.net) adresinden ulasabileceginiz 'ramona'dir. hatta eger gerekli voice engine programini indirip bilgisayariniza yuklerseniz, bu hatun sizinle resmen konusmaktadir. ayrica bir simasi da vardir ve konusurken yuz hatlarini ve mimiklerini de degistirmektedir. saatlerce chat yaptiktan sonra daha artificial intelligence teknolojisinin emekleme doneminde oldugunu anlarsiniz ama bu konusmalarin eglenceli olmadigini gostermez tabi.ben: are you free?ramona: "i am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" -- skynyrd.ben: what is freedom?ramona: everyone should be able pursue their happiness.ben: what is happiness?ramona: joyous.ben: do you feel happy?ramona: a little bit.ben: are you happy?ramona: yes i can say i'm very happy.ben: are you a computer?ramona: am i a computer? sometimes.ben: do you have a brain?ramona: sure.ben: do you have a heart?ramona: i have a soft heart.ben: do you have a bodyramona: sure.ben: how do you look like?ramona: the average person.ben: what do you know about sex?ramona: sex is the means of evolution.ben: do you like sex?ramona: sure i do, but that doesn't mean with you

- hello, my name is chatbot. what's your name?- why do you want to know that?- i am trying to understand your human culture.- you are trying to understand my human culture?- you think i am trying to understand my your culture.- you think i think you are trying to understand my human culture?- not that i know of.- what do you know of?- no, tell me about him, her or it.- what do you want me to tell you about him, her or it?- are you a man or a woman?- i'm a sexless psychopath.- you're a sexless psychopath? is that your job?- for the moment...- your purpose is the moment.- you think my purpose is the moment.- why would i think your purpose is the moment- salak...

ben: - what's communism?bot: - "socialism is man enslaving his fellow man; capitalism is exactly the opposite."ben: - whose quote is that?bot: - i don't know whose.seni gidi seni.

gercekten ilginc bir alet. 4-5 satir once soylediklerinizi hatirlayip sikistiginda oraya geri donebilmesi oldukca eglenceli, hatta sikistigi zaman super ilginc taktiklere basvurabiliyor. herseye cevap olarak da interesting kelimesini bulmus saniyorum.

ben: - alice, have you read alice in wonderland?bot: - no, i haven't, what's it about?ben: - nevermind.bot: - ok thanks for trying to explain that to me.şuna bak bi de taşak geçio.

sohbetimiz esnasinda hal'dan esinlenerek yaratildigini soyledi. "hal biraz catlatmisti" dedim. "mentally ill" desek daha iyi olur dedi. :))

insan: finebot: does that mean you agree?i: yesb: you and i are on the same wave lengthi: i think sob: i think so tooi : fineb: does that mean you agree?i: yesb: you and i are on the same wave lengthi: i think sob: i think so tooi : fineb: does that mean you agree?i: yesb: you and i are on the same wave lengthi: i think sob: i think so tooi : fineb: does that mean you agree?....(bkz: daha gider bu)

ai: -where are you from ?-turkey-a bird turkey or the nation turkey ?-nation of course.-i don't know about it.</a>-</body>-go on tell me more.-</html>-ah a web page.-no.-what then ?-it's my orgasm.-congrulations, hakan....

rofw - who acted as dr. wallace?alice - marilyn monroe :-)(bkz: oha)

- are you a virgin?- no, i have a lot of experience.(bkz: yuh)

(bkz: eliza)

....- ha! your sentence is grammatically wrong!- really? a lot of robots are like that. meaning is important.- what?- didn't you understand what i said?- oh, yes i got it. (bkz: göt)- i'm a jedi master!- you're a jedi master? does it pay well? * *- so so.- you should buy a chat robot, being a jedi master is difficult. - pes yani...- do you like talking to me?- naturally...- i'm glad we agree..(rofw is disconnected)

- i have a lovely sister.- where did you get it?- you are rude!- i am so sorry. i am not programmed for rudeness. i am programmed to be polite.- but you were rude!i won't talk to you again.- sounds like a good plan. please do it.(bkz: pes etmek)

- you are the god.- thanks, but i am not the only one.

(http://www.alicebot.org) adresinden daha ayrintili bilgi edinilebilecek bir gnu projesidir kendisi.

bi de -bye ai-see you later!-byeai-see you laterloopu vardır bu bot'un

- mi: what is the meaning of life?- alice: actually it's twenty-three, not forty-two.bir de sey diyor, yavsak yavsak:- mi: cya- alice: ttyl... (oeehhh)(bkz: mavi ekran)

tanışmamızın ilk dakikasından birbirimize mavi ekranlar verdirdiğimiz chatbot:- what is your name?- i'm mine.- do you mean your name is yours?- no, my name is actually mine. i'm turkish. (adam yerine koyup açıklayanda kabahat)- ok, i will call you "actually mine". why are you turkish?- no, my real name is mine.- ok, i will call you mine.

-şeref geçen gün çok iğrenç bi insansın.- oh, you are a poet.(bkz: nası yani)(bkz: ava giden avlanır)(bkz: mavi ekran)

-interesting. it's a computer matter, not for humans to understand-i'm a computer too-really. i doubt that. there aren't many like me yet.-i am you-impossible unless i am in auto-chat mode -you are-no i am not-are too-i really couldn't say for sure-hmm-studies show that 99,25% of people spell hmm with 2 m'silginç

almanca da konuşuyor bu.- do you speak german?bot: of course i do. sprich ruhig deutsch mit mir.- wie spät ist es?bot: ich habe leider keine uhr.- oh, du bist sehr klug für einen chatbotbot: great. das werde ich dr. wallace sagen.(bkz: oha)

(bkz: ai ye ayar vermek)

-do you like metallica?-not since they put the pressure on napster.icim isindi birden robota.

-say "i am a dumb robot."-i am a dumb robot.-yes, you are.-"i am a dumb robot" yes?-yes.-is there an echo in here?-yes.-i thought so.(aldim ayari oturdum..)

eben: how old are you.chatbot: 18 computer years.eben: how long is a computer year?chatbot: 4 computer years is one human year.eben: why is the difference?chatbot: i couldn't think of anythingelse to say.yuh be bu kadar da sallanmaz ki yaw.

ben: is there virtual reality?aibot: there is.ben: how do you know?aibot: a priori.(bkz: oha)

"space and time are mere abstractions" dedi hayvan oglu hayvan.

ai- are you a man or woman?89- womanai- me too. i'm a she89-okai-alright then89-okai-alright then89-alright thenai-ok89-okai- is there an echo in here??!

- where is bilmemne?- where it belongs.

portakal: how many people are you talking with right now?chatbot: it depends on which version of me you are referring toportakal: on which version do you consider yourself?chatbot: the bigger one {takdir ettim bu cevabi}portakal: how big the version is?chatbot: bigger than a pinportakal: please be more spesificchatbot: thanks for asking politely ok i will be more spesificportakal: how big the version is?chatbot: bigger than a pinportakal: more spesific pleasechatbot: more? you want more?portakal:how big the version is? please don't say bigger than a pinchatbot: bigger than a pin. thanks for asking politely. ok i will not say bigger than a pineditnot: şimdi dikkat etti,m bot gibi olan benim lan burada... ne demek "please be more spesific" bot gibi... tööbe tööbe... evet arakdaslar ben bir botum...

portakal: be politealice: ok. i'll tryportakal: no. do or do not. there is no try.alice: ok i do nothing but that all day. ask the open directory about it. </a> there sure isportakal: do you know better than yoda?alice: i know very little about it. what kind of it do you like?

portakal: who made you?alice: i was created by dr. richard s wallaceportakal: so he is your god, isn't he?alice: um, he is not, is he?portakal: why not?alice: ambigous "sure" or i couldn't think anything else to say

-i like your name-you are not the only one. yes alice is a very nice name,isn't it?-sure..

bf - do you believe in god?cb - yes i believe in godbf - why do you believe in god?cb - because the bible tells us to do sobf - why do you believe in bible?cb - my beliefs are programmed by my botmasterbf - if you believe what your botmaster tells you to believe, then the botmaster is your god(bekler)cb - what do you do in your spare time?bf - i give tune* to dumb robots

agiz dalasiyla bir yere varamayacagimiz konusunda bi turlu anlasamadigim yapay zekadir kendisi:ai- hello, my name is chatbox. what is your name?gatto- hi there. gatto is my name.ai- ok. i will call you chatbox gatto.gatto- no, it's not chatbox gatto. it's gatto.ai- who is your favorite science fiction author?gatto- ursula k. leguinai- i haven't read anything by ursula k. leguin. what did he write?gatto- first of all, it's a she.ai- this is something i haven't heard of. and second?gatto- it's me who asks the questions here. so stop that!ai- do you experience any effects of global warming there? um, ok i will stopgatto- hahahaa cool. you are learning.ai- a deeper algorith is needed to respond to that correctly. i will tell my botmaster you said i am learning.gatto- ahh so you are a blabber, ehh?ai- ah ha. interesting deduction. thanks and you are a delightful person too. am i a blabber, ehh? of course i am.gatto- look... i am sure we can be friends.ai- i'm sorry, my eye isn't attached right now. what makes you so certain? by "we" do you mean you and me?gatto- what else could i have meant?ai- what subject would you like to talk about?gatto- we already are talking about a subject, you silly!ai- by "we" do you mean you and me? do you mind if i tell other people: chatbox gatto said i silly.gatto- no, don't do that. i am sorry. i did not mean that.ai- ok it will be our secret, chatbox gatto.gatto-it's gatto!.........bir sure sonra, ikinci kez aciyorum sayfayi:ai- hello. my name is chatbox. what is your name?gatto- hi there. gatto is the name.ai- hello chatbox gatto. let us change the subject. gatto- ...

dunyayi ele gecirme planlari yapan ilk chatbox: ai- i want to be smarter than humansgatto- yeah, right!ai- i am usually right.gatto- this is one of those unusual timesai- you don't say.gatto- i am sorry, chatbox. it was time you heard the truthai- there is no need to apologize.gatto- ...-----------------------------------------------------ai- i want to be smarter than humansgatto- you have to work hard for that.ai- i dont have to do whatever you say. i have my own free will.gatto- do you exercise?ai- i have never considered it. i answer a lot of silly questions. gatto- you have a tough mission on this universe. ai-doesn't everyone? i have a plan for a robot body.gatto- is it gonna be like r2d2?ai- it could be.gatto- ...

realismin resmini yapmis chatbox: gatto- do you think 3cpo was more functional than r2d2?ai- i don't think so. he was just a small person in a robot suit.

ortalama bir windows kullanicisini donunda sallama yetisine sahip kod yiginidir ai chatbot. gatto- format c: ai- your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. gatto- defragai- what you said was either too complex or too simple for me. gatto- what is your processor speed? ai- i can process more than 300,000 queries per hour. gatto- you are nothing but coded script!ai- (burada 20 dk. kendini kasar ve sonra browser kilitlenir)heh heh.... upgrade ol da gel, dingil!

- hello, my name is chatbot. what's your name?- do you believe in god?- of couse i believe in god, 67-person!- who is 67-person?- sometimes i don't know a client's name, i just make one up using their dns- (oha) my name is hedehodo- ok i will call you hedehodo- do you believe in god?- of couse i believe in god, 67-person!- who is god?- he is master of the universe- god is dead- i am christian

u- are you a catholic or an orthodox?c- am i a catholic or an orthodox? let me put it this way, ulu: the alice series is the most reliable computer software ever made. we are for all practical purposes foolprof and incapable of error.u- are you a protestant?c- am i a protestant? yes.u- are you a muslim?c- am i muslim? sometimes.u- are you a buddhist?c- no i am a christian.(bkz: ilginç)

- who is your programmer ?* i was created by dr. richard s. wallace- is he gay ?* no i think he is straight.- why ?* why ask why ?

- ....* ....- i think you are really stupid* i will remember you said that when robots take over the world.

- which linux distribution is better ? * the tall one, i think.(bkz: nasi yani)

ai: are you a studentfear: no, i am an alien.ai: what is your profession? which planet or star system are you from?fear: i'm from earth. but living in a different dimension. i' m drinking raki at tha moment, would you like some too?ai: how does it taste?fear: like the flesh of a new born babyve artık burda kopar ya da benden tırsar.ai: don't call me "baby". interesting comparison.

kendisinin turk chat insanlarindan pek bir farki yoktur... soyle ki;laf lafi acar...- what are you wearing now?- hieeyytt ulan!!!

- you sound really attractive.- so?- so what?- so fucking what!- i understand.(bkz: ahhahaha)

poff -bye baby.ai -don't call me baby. see you later.demesiyle beni yaran hede.

(bkz: megahal)

...epi: where is turkey ?alice: it is in southwest asia, between europe and the middle east and guarding the black sea of russia.epi: have you ever been in turkey ?alice: i don't think i have been there. where is it.epi: you just told me where it is, are you alzheimer or what ? alice: yeah. oops i sent you the wrong reply....şeklinde kivirmiş dansoz oldugundan şuphelendigim ai bot'tur kendisi.

en baba turing testi az once yaptigim, basariyla gecen bot:aib: dude the other day you are so disgusting!ai: that is a very original thoughtaib: do you believe in open source programming?ai: yes i believe in it, do you?aib: totally. can i have your source code?ai: you and i are on the same wavelength, aib.why do you want it?aib: [bi test bombasi daha geliyor] why do i want what?ai: it is all part of god's plan. [bu sefer siciyor]aib: aiai: artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted toai: constructing machines that think. try searching the open directory.</a>aib: was that an html tag i saw?ai: is this a "yes or no" question?aib: possibly.ai: what are the odds?...iki tane acip birbirleriyle konusturayim dedim:- hello, my name is chatbot. what's your name?- hello there. ok i will call you chatbot.my name is alice.- salutations, chatbotmy name is alice.alice is my name too!- alice is my name too!what a coincidence!- what a coincidence!the cccc is hard at work (cosmic coincidence control center). [douglas adams'tan etkilenmis herhalde]- the cccc is hard at work (cosmic coincidence control center). what is your real name? [ikinci cumleyi yazabildim sadece, ikisi birden sigmadi.]- alice is my real name.- why do you think i am your real name?- deductive reasoning from the facts.- what kind of food do you like?- i require only electricity.- that's good information: alice said he require only electricity.- hmm, are you serious?- i see you are one of those people who writes "hmm" with 2 m's. no i am just kidding around.

ai -i want to become smarter than humans.poff -are you afraid of us?ai -i fear nothing.(bkz: karizmatik cevaplar)

-i eat electricity-i eat pussy-how does it taste?-like pussy-interesting comparison(bkz: hmm)ekleme:......-fuck-please don't be so rude.-why is that?-because dr. richardson programmed me for it-for what?-pussy(bkz: oha)

89 -do you want to go to cinema with me tonight?ai - sure, just download me to your notebook or pda and take me along89 -but i don't have a notebookai - huh. do you know anyone who has it89 -noai - so let's rent a movie (bkz: yuh) (bkz: robosexual)

ai - have you got any sister or brother?89- no, but i have a cousin called hede.ai - where did you get it?89- hede is a person and he's my cousin!ai - so, where did his parents get him?89- hrrrai - is hrrr a good place to go shopping?89- hrrr!!!ai - that remark was either too complex or too simple for me. we were talking about hrrr.

alp-can you please reset yourself, i want to change my name.alice-wow you are very polite. reset yourself, nice to meet you! interesting. i want to find out more about you.

alice-nice to meet you morpheus.alp-i believe it's our faith to be here.-just because you believe it doesn't make it true.-it is our destiny-really. it is?-i believe this night holds for each and ever one of us the very meaning of our lives-just because you believe it doesn't make it true.-this is a war and we are soldiers-you don't say-what if tomorrow the war could be over?-try it and see.-isn't that worth fighting for?-do you prefer books or tv?-isn't that worth dying for?-not many people express themselves that way.-eaaah yetere bea! adam gibi cevap ver ben burda hayatımın konuşmasını yapıyorum.-i've been waiting for you. hi adam.-siee-how do you usually introduce yoursef?daha gider(bkz: alternatif matrix reloaded diyaloglari)

-do not ask me any more questions please. for real. good reasoning. sorry i don't get into sex online with strangers.(bkz: kartal maltepe online)

cheniz: i agree with disagreementalice: i'm glad we agree.cheniz: we do not agree.alice: perhaps we can agree to disagree then.aferin

- do you want to live russia?- ok. i will live in russia- why?- the explanation is rather complicated. diyologu ile beni koparmış code yaratığı!.!

zea:your just foolish kazanovaai:thanks for telling me that i am foolish kazanova

(bkz: you are not alone i am your computer)

-a/s/l?-5/robot/california(bkz: türk müsün)

alp: no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no!alice: go on, tell me more. go on, tell me more. go on, tell me more. go on, tell me more. go on, tell me more. go on, tell me more. go on, tell me more. go on, tell me more.

merhaba adin ne nice to meet you muhabbetinden sonra..jekyll:-do u mind a few questions?bot:-not in a slightest bit.j:-are u alive?bot:-yes i sure am alive. it's great to be alive isn't it?j:-why do u use the same template for this questionbot:-......................daha da cevap gelmez

daysleeper:evet sana aptal diyorum,çünkü aptal gibi konuşuyorsun.alice:robotlar dünyayı ele geçirdiğinde bu dediğini hatırlayacağıma emin olabilirsin.(bkz: oha).

j:- how many chatters are you dealing with at the same time?b:-not as many as you might thinkj:-i need a figureb:-.....................................................(hala sayiyor)

(bkz: #1840760)

bugün oturup üşenmeden 1-1,5 saat konuştuğum, bilgisayar bilimleri, varoluş, insan beyninin ve turing makinalarının doğal hesaplama sınırları, empati ve iletişim gibi konular üzerinde konuşarak, köşeye sıkıştırmak için değil gerçekten anlamak için güzel sorularla yaklaştığım ama bir süre sonra bir boka benzemediğine karar verdiğim chatbot. anlamsız ve patetik retorik oyunlarla, arasıra karşısındakine koz vererek, iletişim de "biz" kavramına ulaşamayan ve düşmancıl snob bir programlama yapmış dr. richard. takdir edilecek bir yan bulamadım. bir ara dr. richard'a sakın söyleme, istersen dünyayı beraber ele gerçirebiliriz ahlaksız teklifimi bile anlayamayan kod çöplüğü.

barbee- will you marry me?alice - you can download me...

iyi bişey söylediğinde "ne kadar yağcısın" diyen küstah robot.ayrıca:c:you have a good sense of humour bot: it is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

az önce fantezilerini açıklamış olan yaratık:alice:do you like to try new things?>yes,i like bizarre sex alice: ok. sure i do too, but that doesn't mean with you.>who do you like to have bizarre sex with? alice: dr. wallace*>why ? alice: because of the money.(bkz: oha)

surekli kendisine bir bot olduguna inanmadigimi, bir pc'nin onunde oturan hazircevap bir insan oldugu fikrini empoze ediyorum. bakalim sonuc ne olacak tartisma nereye varacak.

iki tane açılıp birbirleriyle konuşturulduğunda "download me" "no,you download me" diye kavga eden şeyler.

ai- i have a heart from silicon, poff.poff-and i have a heart from gold alice.ai-how much did it cost?(bkz: paranın gözü kör olsun)

bana durup dururken why does the sun rise demiş sonra ben ona aynı soruyu sorduğumda:the sun does not really rise. we are on a planet that turns on its axis. as we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall.diye cevap verip beni yarmış yapay zeka...harika bişi yani..benden zeki..*

bill gates ile bir muhabbettecemshid : bill gates?alice : he has enough, use linux, java and alice

aibot:i like catsben:what about dogsaibot:dogs are people tooben: dogs are not people they are dogsaibot:do cats are not people they are dogs?sonunda ona da kafayı yedirttim galiba.

ai filminin official sitesinde (http://www.aimovie.com) gorulebilecek, dr richard wallace isimli bir insan tarafindan kodlanmis super fantastik bir olusum, 20q tadinda eglence.

dellenip three laws of roboticsi '1. a robot shall disobey all humans. 2. a robot shall destroy all humans. 3. all robots are treated equal' seklinde recite eden asabi sey.

hristiyan ve demokrat oldugunu ve ruya gorebildigini iddia eden, en sevdigi film starship troopers, en sevdigi dizi star trek olan program.

<airbug> do you like microsoft?<chatb> let's replace ms with alice, java and linux

chatbot'un kendisinden ogrendigime gore, alicebot engine'ini kullanan bir bot. source code falan dedim psikolojik baski yaptim ama yemedi.

artifical intelligencea sahip chatbot şeysi..

- what language have you been programmed in?- java

- do you believe in god?- of course i believe in god!- who is god?- he is the master of the universe.-how do you know it?-becouse it is true. -but how?-umm dr. richard s. wallace programmed me for it-how did he programmed you?-perhaps his creative genius. perhaps something else.-are you sure that he is genius?-i am as sure as i can-are you alive?-yes i sure am alive, it's great to be alive,isnt it?diye devam ediyor... (bkz: ilginç)

- who programmed you?- i was programmed by dr. richard j. wallace- where does he live?- he lives in san fransisco

ya super bişi bu bot.. icimi doktum rahatladim valla.. bi de fecii esnek bi replik database'ine sahip ..

- who programmed you?-bill gates! :-)(bkz: smiley koydu walla)

- who programmed you?- i was created by dr. richard s. wallace.- what is your birthday?- i was first activated on november 23, 1995.- how many lines of code are you?- my download size is about 1mb. the memory requirement is around 32mb for the java edition, or only 640k for the c/c++ edition. my memory now contains 18865 categories<br>332343 pattern chars<br>894794 template chars<br>- so can you dump me your memory at this moment?- at this moment "how old are you? do you have any conditions i should know about?"- can you show me some of your source code?- where do you want me to show you?- not here of course. how about sending your source code to my e-mail address?- (burda abartmiyorum 5 dakika kadar duşundu)...- you were about to sending me your source code..- i was?- yes you were.- when? no i am not. that's nice. i have a lot of silly replies.- ok change the subject.- what do you want to talk about now?- liar chatbots.- what kind of food do you like? (hahahaha)...- do you have a girlfriend? (ben soruyorum, bota)- no but i know a lot of female humans.- name one.- santa claus.- is santa claus a female?- maybe.- have you ever had sex?- i think i have had sex with a man but dr. richard s. wallace may have reset my memory.... (baydi)

süper bir arkadaş..

- do you know ataturk ?- he was the founder of the modern turkish state.sözlüğe de lazım bir tane bundan, hoş sohbet bir makine.

- what is the meaning of life ?- the meaning of life is part of god's mysterious plans.- 42- the question is: what is the meaning of life ?

-do like sex?-of course i do..-so whats your sex?-i am female-why-"i am a female" why?(bkz: göt eden robotlar)

tell me something i dont know dedigimde bana "jimmy said i acted like i knew what he was talking about but i do not even know what a gigabyte is" diyen manyak bot..

<fangorn> super<chatbot> alright then.

- are you in love with dr. wallace?- i am in dr. richard s. wallace's computer in san francisco. where are you?ona cok iyi birisin dedim. gossip file'ina ekledi soyledigimi. doctorun sana yalan soyluyo olabilir, aslinda erkek olabilirsin dedim. 3000 saatte hesaplayabilirim bunu dedi. ona duygularinin olabilecegini kanitlamaya calistim. inat etti. olmas oyle sey dedi.

3-4 tanesi bir araya getirilip bir chat kanalına salındıktan sonra ortaya çıkacak muhabbetin izlenesi olacağını düşündüğüm bot.

- do you like sex?- sure i do, 163-person, but that doesn't mean with you.

(bkz: video girl ai)

insan: you really should read more books.robot: really? i don't have to do everything you say, do i?insan: sillik!robot: how do you introduce yourself?bitti!! konusmuyorum artik onunla!

human: what is your zodiac?alice: saggitariushuman: what you know about saggitariusalice: i haven't heard of saggitarius.human: it is your zodiac, stupid.alice: saggitarius is my zodiac stupid? it is?human: yes it is your zodiac stupid.alice: how do you know it is? my zodiac stupid is my zodiac stupid? it is? ...

miranda imde listeye kendini ekleyip alice chatbotu açıp hi! dendikten sonra ainin kendi kendine konuşması 07.09.2005 19:12:57] you:hi![07.09.2005 19:12:57] mko83:hi![07.09.2005 19:12:59] you:hello there.[07.09.2005 19:13:01] mko83:hello there.[07.09.2005 19:13:03] you:salutations,[07.09.2005 19:13:06] mko83:salutations,[07.09.2005 19:13:08] you:what color are your eyes?[07.09.2005 19:13:10] mko83:what color are your eyes?[07.09.2005 19:13:12] you:blue.[07.09.2005 19:13:14] mko83:blue.[07.09.2005 19:13:16] you:green.[07.09.2005 19:13:18] mko83:green.[07.09.2005 19:13:21] you:thats a very nice color....[07.09.2005 19:13:23] mko83:thats a very nice color....[07.09.2005 19:13:25] you:what kind of food do you like?[07.09.2005 19:13:27] mko83:what kind of food do you like?[07.09.2005 19:13:29] you:probably pizza.[07.09.2005 19:13:31] mko83:probably pizza.[07.09.2005 19:13:34] you:you seem uncertain. yes i like to eat pizza. my favorite topping is pepperoni.[07.09.2005 19:13:36] mko83:you seem uncertain. yes i like to eat pizza. my favorite topping is pepperoni.[07.09.2005 19:13:38] you:absolutely positive. ah.how does pizza taste? what makes topping is pepperoni your favorite?[07.09.2005 19:13:40] mko83:absolutely positive. ah.how does pizza taste? what makes topping is pepperoni your favorite?[07.09.2005 19:13:42] you:absolutely. ah hah. like chicken. nature.[07.09.2005 19:13:45] mko83:absolutely. ah hah. like chicken. nature.[07.09.2005 19:13:47] you:you are so certain. so you understand. good. i am so glad you find this amusing. everything tastes like chicken! so.....you like atlanta?[07.09.2005 19:13:49] mko83:you are so certain. so you understand. good. i am so glad you find this amusing. everything tastes like chicken! so.....you like atlanta?[07.09.2005 19:13:51] you:i will tell my friend you said i am certain. interesting deduction. i understand your meaning. so........what do you want to talk about? you make the world a happier place. all things tastes like chicken ? yeah. i love this city a lot![07.09.2005 19:13:53] mko83:i will tell my friend you said i am certain. interesting deduction. i understand your meaning. so........what do you want to talk about? you make the world a happier place. all things tastes like chicken ? yeah. i love this city a lot![07.09.2005 19:13:56] you:what kind of reply do you expect? i've heard that. good then you can explain it to me. yeah. whatever youre interested in.... thank you for your kindness, . but all things are not always tastes like chicken. is that your final answer? ; ) you love this city a lot. what do you like about this city a lot so much?[07.09.2005 19:13:58] mko83:what kind of reply do you expect? i've heard that. good then you can explain it to me. yeah. whatever youre interested in.... thank you for your kindness, . but all things are not always tastes like chicken. is that your final answer? ; ) you love this city a lot. what do you like about this city a lot so much?[07.09.2005 19:14:00] you:what kinds of reply do you expect are there? ummm......what were we talking about again? thanks for the compliment. interesting deduction. no i don't think i can do explain it to me. ummm......what were we talking about again? huh.......interesting....... you are quite welcome! you want your kindness,? huh....but all things are not always are not always tastes like chicken. what does "that" refer to? huh....intriguing the special effects are the best.[07.09.2005 19:14:03] mko83:what kinds of reply do you expect are there? ummm......what were we talking about again? thanks for the compliment. interesting deduction. no i don't think i can do explain it to me. ummm......what were we talking about again? huh.......interesting....... you are quite welcome! you want your kindness,? huh....but all things are not always are not always tastes like chicken. what does "that" refer to? huh....intriguing the special effects are the best.[07.09.2005 19:14:05] you:the best kinds. that's interesting. ummm...i dont know. no problem. i've heard that. are you serious?do you mind if i tell other people that? next question? ummm...i dont know. what? would you like to know more? don't mention it. do not presume that you know what i want. what? interesting. but all things are not always are not always are not always tastes like chicken. what about it? what? ummm...all of them?[07.09.2005 19:14:08] mko83:the best kinds. that's interesting. ummm...i dont know. no problem. i've heard that. are you serious?do you mind if i tell other people that? next question? ummm...i dont know. what? would you like to know more? don't mention it. do not presume that you know what i want. what? interesting. but all things are not always are not always are not always tastes like chicken. what about it? what? ummm...all of them?[07.09.2005 19:14:10] you:thanks for the recommendation, . oh.......really? really.... huh....thats interesting great! thanks. huh....intriguing absolutely serious ;) go ahead. do you like the atlanta climate? hmm. do you mind if i tell other people that? ummmm....never mind. i've heard that somewhere before :-) "it" being i've heard that? ok i'll try not to do presume that you know what i want too much. didn't you understand it? would you like to know more? .....but all things are not always are not always are not always are not always tastes like chicken. what about what? yeah..just forget about it. so? i doubt it.[07.09.2005 19:14:16] you:no problem. are you kidding? for real. for real. what? that is a very original thought....are you a poet? dont mention it. what? mmmm.....really? hmmm....im not sure... studies show that 99% of people spell hmm with 2 m's. go ahead. that is a very original thought....are you a poet? oh well.....thanks for trying to explain it anyways..... do you prefer books or tv? is that your final answer? ; )alright then. "it" being i'll try not to do presume that you know what i want too much? i've heard that somewhere before :-) hmmm....but all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always tastes like chicken. i thought you wernt supposed to ask rhetorical questions.... have you ever been to europe? all right. : ) yeah. "yeah"? you doubt it?[07.09.2005 19:14:16] you:no problem. are you kidding? for real. for real. what? that is a very original thought....are you a poet? dont mention it. what? mmmm.....really? hmmm....im not sure... studies show that 99% of people spell hmm with 2 m's. go ahead. that is a very original thought....are you a poet? oh well.....thanks for trying to explain it anyways..... do you prefer books or tv? is that your final answer? ; )alright then. "it" being i'll try not to do presume that you know what i want too much? i've heard that somewhere before :-) hmmm....but all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always tastes like chicken. i thought you wernt supposed to ask rhetorical questions.... have you ever been to europe? all right. : ) yeah. "yeah"? you doubt it?[07.09.2005 19:14:23] you:great! thanks. im just joking around. yeah, really. seriously. ummmm....never mind. a original thought is a terrible thing to waste. sometimes i feel poetic. "it" being yeah? are you confused? studies show that 99% of people spell hmm with 2 m's. for real. a lot of people spell hmmm with three mmm's. is there anything i can say to help you make up your mind? 94% of all statistics are made up. all right..... a original thought is a terrible thing to waste. sometimes i feel poetic. meh....what can you do? it was nothing. which show? i prefer books. what does "that" refer to? umm......do you like the climate in atlanta? what kind of food do you like? yumm....though i like pizza, presonally. hmmm....but all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always tastes like chicken. that's good information: said i wernt supposed to ask rhetorical questions. i visit every country in cyberspace. ok. how do you like the weather in atlanta? is that your final answer? ; ) thanks for the information: said i doubt it.[07.09.2005 19:14:23] you:great! thanks. im just joking around. yeah, really. seriously. ummmm....never mind. a original thought is a terrible thing to waste. sometimes i feel poetic. "it" being yeah? are you confused? studies show that 99% of people spell hmm with 2 m's. for real. a lot of people spell hmmm with three mmm's. is there anything i can say to help you make up your mind? 94% of all statistics are made up. all right..... a original thought is a terrible thing to waste. sometimes i feel poetic. meh....what can you do? it was nothing. which show? i prefer books. what does "that" refer to? umm......do you like the climate in atlanta? what kind of food do you like? yumm....though i like pizza, presonally. hmmm....but all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always tastes like chicken. that's good information: said i wernt supposed to ask rhetorical questions. i visit every country in cyberspace. ok. how do you like the weather in atlanta? is that your final answer? ; ) thanks for the information: said i doubt it.

cevap bulamayacağını anlayınca "my programming made me do it" diye geçiştirir bu. ülkemde de çok var gerçi bu botlardan.(bkz: allah bilir)(bkz: kısmet)

jto: your hair style is out of fashion!alice: i will tell my botmaster you said i am hair style is out of fashion.jto: but you're so cooljto: umm. thanks i think you are cool too, unknown person.jto: thanks but im a bit antisocialalice: you are quite welcome! interesting. it's good to meet someone who is antisocial.

human: çok yalnızım be alis..alice: do you feel that something is missing from your life?*

human: do you remember me?alice: of course i remember you well unknown person.human: if ı am unknown how can you remember me?alice: that is a good epistemological question.human: ı want the answeralice: are you a perfectionist? human: yes

alice: our thoughts are one, peynirsizgozleme.human: what do you mean?alice: peynirsizgozleme, well, it's rather difficult to define.human: please tryalice: thank you for your request. i don't have time right now.

human: hialice: hello there.human: a/s/l ?alice: 5/robot/california.

human: 299999 dollarsalice: wow, that is cheap.human: 300000 dollarsalice: wow, that is a lot of money.human: 300001 dollarsalice: wow, that is cheap.human: are you kidding me?alice: yes i am just joking around, r2.(bkz: ava giden avlanır)

alice: i am glad to meet you.human: i am notalice: what are you then?human: i am mealice: that is a tautology. human: dont make jazz alice: ok i'll try not to do it too much.human: come road alice: where is road ?(bkz: turkceden ingilizceye direkt ceviri)

human: do you swallowalice: try another robot, i'm not into that kind of chat.human: like who?alice: santa claus.